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John Kerry’s Suicide Pact

Posted by redsatellite on March 12, 2009

John Kerry claims mankind is making a suicide pact by ignoring Global Warming. I’m hoping he will make the issue much more personal. Yah, I’m hoping if we continue to ignore this hoax, HE WILL COMMIT suicide.

Climate change delay is ‘suicide pact’

A leading US senator warned on Wednesday that deferring potentially costly actions to combat climate change because of the global economic slump amounted to “a mutual suicide pact.”

“Climate change is not governed by a recession, it’s governed by scientific facts about what’s happening to Earth. And you either accept the realities of the science or you don’t,” said Democratic Senator John Kerry.

Fortunately, climate change isn’t governed by John Kerry or his abject stupidity. (Heck, I’m near suicidal that this article calls him a ‘leading US senator’.)

And…I’ve got more good news! Yep…this just in…more and more Americans are thinking Al Gore and John Kerry are yanking our chain.

Increased Number Think Global Warming Is “Exaggerated”

Although a majority of Americans believe the seriousness of global warming is either correctly portrayed in the news or underestimated, a record-high 41% now say it is exaggerated.

This represents the highest level of public skepticism about mainstream reporting on global warming seen in more than a decade of Gallup polling on the subject.

Ya…more and more Americans are rejecting this cockamamie issue. Why? Well, for one…this past winter probably shut a few people up.

And just so as we’re all on the same man-made page: Al and John are talking about Global Warming caused by HUMAN beings. Ya…and they have a nifty little scientific term for that- Anthropogenic Global Warming– otherwise known as AGW.

At the same time, a record-high 16% say the effects will never occur. (Prior to now, Gallup polling found no more than 11% of Americans saying the effects of global warming would never happen.)

Count me in with that RECORD HIGH 16 percent group who entirely reject Global Warming. I mean c’mon….’anthropogenic’? Is that hilarious? Scientists can’t call it: Man-made Global Warming (MGW) or Pollution Global Warming (PGW). No…they have to justify all that ‘green’ research money by throwing out the word: anthropogenic.

Right about now…you’re saying….well Craig…if you’re sooooooooo damn smart- and we are experiencing global warming…who’s to blame? Well, kind readers, I’m glad you asked!

I’ve decided to tell you what the more BELIEVABLE reason is…and….I’m going to coin a new word in the process. (I’m always there for you, aren’t I?) Should we begin to truly experience global warming in the next few decades, chalk it up to….

HELIOPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING (or as I like to say- HGW) …..yes that would be the sun’s effect on nature. Not bad, huh? Heliopogenic, hmmm….has a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ about it, don’t you think?

Remember, you heard it here first.

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