From a Friend…
Posted by Mark on October 26, 2006
AGENDA FOR 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
7:00 PM Opening flag burning
7:15 PM Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:45 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship led by Jessie Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
8:00 PM Ceremonial tree hugging
8:15 PM Gay Wedding – Barney Frank presiding
8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:35 PM Free Saddam Rally lead by Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
9:00 PM Keynote speech : The proper etiquette for surrender- French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:20 PM Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn
9:40 PM Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 PM Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 PM How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center by Howard Dean
10:15 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
10:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:45 PM Al Gore reinvents the internet
10:50 PM Our troops are war criminals – John Kerry
11:00 PM Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
11:05 PM Ted Kennedy is “toasted” again
11:15 PM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
Jo said
ROFL!