Liberty Just in Case

A Dialogue for the September 12th World

From a Friend…

Posted by Mark on October 26, 2006

AGENDA FOR 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

7:00 PM Opening flag burning

7:15 PM Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:45 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship led by Jessie Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

8:00 PM Ceremonial tree hugging

8:15 PM Gay Wedding – Barney Frank presiding

8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:35 PM Free Saddam Rally lead by Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

9:00 PM Keynote speech : The proper etiquette for surrender- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:20 PM Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant

9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

9:40 PM Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 PM Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 PM How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center by Howard Dean

10:15 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

10:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:45 PM Al Gore reinvents the internet

10:50 PM Our troops are war criminals – John Kerry

11:00 PM Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

11:05 PM Ted Kennedy is “toasted” again

11:15 PM Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

One Response to “From a Friend…”

  1. Jo said

    ROFL!

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