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The Oslo Discord

Posted by Mark on September 26, 2006

Over in Norway….Muslim sociopaths are plotting and planning. HUH? (Did Quisling’s grandson throw a snowball at a Koran?)

The terrorists who shot at an Oslo synagogue on Sunday also planned to kidnap Israeli ambassador to Norway Miryam Shomrat and cut off her head, Norwegian press reported on Friday.

According to Army Radio, Norwegian security services had been tracking the four suspects who, when apprehended, were found in possession of equipment necessary to implement their plan. Two of the suspects were reported to be Pakistani nationals, one was Turkish, and the fourth Norwegian.

Sunday’s shooting came less than a week after an Al Qaida plot targeting the site was uncovered.

Hmmm….Norway?…Isn’t that the site of Billy Bob Clinton DESPERATELY trying to get Uber-thug Yasser Arafat to sign a ‘Declaration of Principles’? Uh…yah…that would be the one. I can hear the moonbat liberals now….

“It’s our fault….it’s our failed US policies in the Middle East.”

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Fascism: What Was Old is Made New Again

Posted by Mark on September 25, 2006

Victor Davis Hanson explains fascism,and why Islamo-fascism fits right in.

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1 Decillion: The Number of Times the United States is to Blame

Posted by Mark on September 24, 2006

Give or take a quadrillion.

We listened to Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the United Nations blame the United States for every problem known to mankind. They were fallacious….they were pernicious…they were mendacious– making sure every country in the world got the message.

If that wasn’t enough…over in Syria….evidently, we’re to blame for last week’s attack on the US EMBASSY!

The United States and its Middle East policies are to blame for a recent failed attack on the U.S. embassy in Damascus, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad was quoted on Sunday as saying in a German magazine.

Four Syrians tried to blow up the embassy on September 12 but the plot failed after Syrian guards killed three of the assailants in a shootout. The fourth man later died of his wounds.

“This seems to have been the background of the attack, a reaction to America’s policy in Iraq, Palestine and Afghanistan,” Assad was quoted by Der Spiegel weekly as saying.

Uh….gee Assad- if you want to condemn the U.S……STAND IN LINE. Oh by the way…that line presently wraps around the globe approximately 153 times. So be patient- I’m sure your turn will come up soon.

Hmmm….a group of Islamic psychopaths (…oh…uh…sorry NY Times….I meant to say freedom fighers) attack the US embassy and it’s all our fault? Yep…makes perfect sense.

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Clinton UnWrapped

Posted by Mark on September 24, 2006

If you missed the Fox News Sunday interview with our only living Impeached President, you can catch the video, and the buzz over at Hot Air

I’ve always found myself mildly disgusted by Clinton. Today, watching his desperation in trying to defend himself, I actually felt sorry for him. He seems to actually believe his own lies. That’s sad, and deeply disturbing.

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Typhoid Osama?

Posted by Mark on September 23, 2006

With apologies to Mary….typhoid may be given a new name. A not-so secret French document has leaked rather strange news:

France and the United States said on Saturday they could not confirm a report that Osama bin Laden had died and France launched a probe into how a secret document containing the claim was leaked.

French regional daily L’Est Republican, published in Nancy, quoted a document from France’s DGSE foreign intelligence service as saying the Saudi secret services were convinced the al Qaeda leader had died of typhoid in Pakistan in late August.

Uh…don’t hold your burqa breath. Nothing short of LOPPING off his head….and providing film to Al Jazeera for the Arab world to see- would I believe Osama is dead. C’mon….Al Qaeda would never let that be known. His legend and myth are too important…

Time magazine separately posted an article on its website citing an unidentified Saudi source, who claimed bin Laden was stricken with a water-borne disease and may already be dead.

Osama dead?….nah….he’s alive…but the question is: does he have a 1001 Arabian nights left?

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Angry at Chavez?

Posted by zaphriel on September 22, 2006

There is a movement about that aims to express that anger.

From Stop The ACLU…

Like Captain Ed, I too was unaware that Citgo is wholly owned by Venezuela’s state-owned PDVSA. And after his little sulfer smelling tirade at the U.N. calling our president the devil, I think Mark Tapscott’s advice to buy our gas elsewhere is something I can get behind. Besides, my wife has already made the decision for me.

Lots of folks are getting on board with this. The Man over at GOP and the City came up with the photo above and is leading the way in the effort. He is putting together a list of blogs that are on board. Here’s what he’s got to say and I completely agree.

Well I was aware and haven’t bought Citgo for quite a while. I am not sure how effective this boycott will be, but it doesn’t cost us anything to participate.

Find out more here.

here.

here.

and here.

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HEY…You Can’t Talk to My Bitch That Way!

Posted by Mark on September 21, 2006

Charlie Rangel and Nancy Pelosi DEFENDING George Bush? Are you kidding me? Someone get me a Q-tip….I’ve got to clean my ears:

Two of President Bush’s staunchest domestic critics leapt to his defense Thursday, a day after one of his fiercest foreign foes called him “the devil” in a scorching speech before the United Nations.

“You don’t come into my country; you don’t come into my congressional district and you don’t condemn my president,” Rep. Charles Rangel, D-New York, scolded Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-California, was blunt in her criticism of the Venezuelan leader. “He is an everyday thug,” she said.

“Hugo Chavez abused the privilege that he had speaking at the United Nations,” Pelosi said. “In doing so, in the manner which he characterized the president, he demeaned himself and demeaned Venezuela.”

The transparent HYPOCRISY here is sublime.

What the liberal loons are really saying is….it’s quite okay for America’s Democrats to call the president every name in the book…but it’s NOT okay for you. In street language it goes something like this:

“Hey Mo-fo…don’t be talkin’ to Dubya like that….he’s MY bitch!”

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But Can He Make the Trains Run on Time?

Posted by Mark on September 21, 2006

 Playing the part of Benito Mussolini in World War 3.0 is Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela. And, he makes book recommendations too!

Representatives of the governments of the world, good morning to all of you. First of all, I would like to invite you, very respectfully, to those who have not read this book, to read it. Noam Chomsky, one of the most prestigious American and world intellectuals, Noam Chomsky, and this is one of his most recent books, “Hegemony or Survival: The Imperialist Strategy of the United States.” [Holds up book, waves it in front of General Assembly.]

It’s an excellent book to help us understand what has been happening in the world throughout the 20th century, and what’s happening now, and the greatest threat looming over our planet. The hegemonic pretensions of the American empire are placing at risk the very survival of the human species. We continue to warn you about this danger and we appeal to the people of the United States and the world to halt this threat, which is like a sword hanging over our heads. I had considered reading from this book, but, for the sake of time [flips through the pages, which are numerous] I will just leave it as a recommendation.

Dodged a bullet on that one. Hearing Benito..er…Hugo read Noam Chomsky would be a bit like hearing the whine of a dental drill without anesthesia.

But then, Hugo makes a faux pas that must surely have had the ACLU filing Separation of Church and State briefs right and left. (Well, maybe only left, now that I think of it.)

It reads easily, it is a very good book, I’m sure Madame [President] you are familiar with it. It appears in English, in Russian, in Arabic, in German. I think that the first people who should read this book are our brothers and sisters in the United States, because their threat is right in their own house. The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house.

And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came here. Right here. [crosses himself]

And it smells of sulfur still today.

Crossing himself in public! How gauche. But then, considering he appears to be suffering from both visual and olfactory hallucinations, I suppose we can excuse it. And the ACLU will certainly excuse this excess of “religion” considering the devil he refers to is…

Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.

I think we could call a psychiatrist to analyze yesterday’s statement made by the president of the United States. As the spokesman of imperialism, he came to share his nostrums, to try to preserve the current pattern of domination, exploitation and pillage of the peoples of the world.

Yep. Benito/Hugo refers to none other than George W. Bush. Can’t argue with Hugo’s desire to call for a psychiatrist though. Speaking as a mental health professional, the form of paranoid delusions Benito/Hugo and his pal AminaWhackjob of Iran aren’t generally treatable, even with powerful anti-psychotics.

But, at the end of ‘ole Hugo’s ramblings, he says something we can all agree too:

And maybe we have to change location. Maybe we have to put the United Nations somewhere else; maybe a city of the south. We’ve proposed Venezuela.

Hugo and company are welcome to the UN. New York developers could use the space for something useful, like a shopping mall.

And finally, Hugo finishes with a flourish. Comments in italics are mine. I’m thinking you probably knew that…

You know that my personal doctor had to stay in the plane. (With the thorazine, awaiting my return) The chief of security had to be left in a locked plane. (In my private padded, rubber room, with the restraints unlocked in case I need them quickly.) Neither of these gentlemen was allowed to arrive and attend the U.N. meeting. This is another abuse and another abuse of power on the part of the Devil. (In the words of Reagan, there he goes again) It smells of sulfur here, (Ahem, olfactory hallucinations anyone?) but God is with us (No Hugo. That’s just the men in the clean white suits coming to take you away ho! ho! hee! hee! ha! ha!) and I embrace you all. (Ummm, I’m thinking a handshake is more than enough. Yuck)

So there you have it. Benito/Hugo at his wackiest. And who says war can’t be fun?

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The Poison of Islam

Posted by Mark on September 20, 2006

Let’s call it what it is…it’s a DISEASE.

A disease that is spreading so rapidly that it has CONSUMED all rational discourse, thought….and behavior. The mindnumbing violence associated with radical Islam is absolutely everywhere.

From southern Thailand to the streets of London. From the desert blight of Somalia to cosmopolitan Madrid. From the outskirts of Paris to the urban center of Montreal. If it isn’t the Mujahdeen in Sudan…it’s the Abu Sayyaf in the Philippines….if it isn’t Hezbollah in Lebanon or Syria…it’s the Hamas in Gaza. If it isn’t the Jemaah Islamiyah in Indonesia…it’s the Al Qaeda in Afghanistan.

One slight disparaging word from a perceived infidel- and Muslim psychopaths seek immediate death. It is so far reaching….so unbelievably rapacious- that the liberal Western mind CAN NOT and WILL NOT grasp the enormity.

In Somalia….the disease has now claimed the entire country.

Islamist militants in Somalia say they are planning to open camps to prepare students for a holy war against any foreign peacekeepers sent to the region.

The militants, who control much of southern Somalia and the capital Mogadishu, oppose foreign interference, including a planned 3,500-strong Ugandan and Sudanese peacekeeping force.

And now with the current papal imbroglio…and the subsequent MASSIVE overreaction by millions of Muslims….expect Italy to be next.

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TLAP and the Coup

Posted by zaphriel on September 19, 2006

180px-Piratey,_vector_version.svg.pngFor those o’ you who be unaware, today be one o’ me favorite non-consequential holidays. It has a long history o’ about 10 years and be reveared in numerous circles. Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! And since this be a slow news day where about t’ only new thin’ happenin’ be that Thailand had a military coup, I thought I would mention it.

So have some fun today and kick off your shoes. Blast some scallywags and woo some wenches. This be a great day t’ just be silly.

Me, how be I celebratin’ you might ask? Well I be havin’ an office party, work will still be done, but we will be throwin’ around “Avast”, and “Shibber Me Timbers” allot more.

(Ya can still be huntin’ down terrorists dressed as a pirate, right?)

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