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How To Sell Islam To Americans

Posted by Mark on September 2, 2006

Psychopath du jour, Ayman al Zawahiri, has released another video. And this time….like some snake-oil huckster, he’s selling Islam. (I can hear him now….”Subservient ladies and their masters, have I got a religion for you!” )

Al-Qaida released a video Saturday titled “An Invitation to Islam” that presses non-Muslims, especially U.S. residents, to convert.

The tape, posted on an Islamist Web site, features Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden’s top lieutenant, introducing “Azzam the American,” a convert who, as Adam Gadahn is wanted by the FBI, the BBC reported.

Let me see if I’ve got this right. You bomb our U.S Embassies in Africa, killing several hundred people. You fly a couple of airplanes into our buildings…KILLING over 3000 more. And then a few years go by…and you extend an ‘INVITATION’ to American infidels to convert?

I have 1 question.

Seriously…..exactly, how much opium have you been smoking since you’ve been on the run? (Inquiring minds need to know.)

Uh…Zawahiri…just an FYI you Effin monster thug- your bedside manner needs a bit of an overhaul. You might want to CURTAIL the mass murdering, the chaos, and the mayhem before you begin your recruitment drive.

“To Americans and the rest of Christendom we say, either repent misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself,” he said, speaking in English with Arabic subtitles. “But whatever you do don’t attempt to spread your misery and misguidance to our lands.”

Well…uh Zawahiri…you son of a camel dung scooper– you seem to have it ass-backwards. I don’t recall Billy Graham sending out a video inviting Muslims to convert.

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