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Fun Friday – Fishin’ and Golfin’ Jokes

Posted by zaphriel on October 14, 2005

“Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex…”

** You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines..

** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

** The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing.

** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

** Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.

** It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

** When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

** If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life

** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

** Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?”

“Summer Love”

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that she meant so much to him, “It’s only fair to warn
you that I’m a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breath golf….so if that’s a problem,
you’d better say so right now.”

“Well, since we’re being honest with each other, here goes,” she replied. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”

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Fun Friday – Fun with Light

Posted by zaphriel on October 14, 2005

Experiment with light.

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Laid Low With the Flu

Posted by Mark on October 14, 2005

Sorry folks, no blogging today, or maybe tomorrow.
Picked up a bad virus in the past two days, will hopefully be back up and blogging on Saturday.

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